Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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