we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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