im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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