The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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