Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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