I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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