why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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