I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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