But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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