Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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