Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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