Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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