My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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