how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
