Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
