wanna go halves on a baby?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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