goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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