It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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