We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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