Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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