What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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