I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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