The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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