oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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