Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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