i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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