I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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