I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
tell me about the fingering
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