I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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