1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Can you bring me the toilet please
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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