The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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