wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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