We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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