Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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