I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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