i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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