just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
