That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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