Your face is a jimmy john
If that was your dad, he is hot
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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