It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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