Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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