Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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