good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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