How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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