She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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