I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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