I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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