Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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