I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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