I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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