i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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