i barfeds in our rink
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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