question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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