Are we in a gay sports bar?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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